Thing Two was mad at me.
This is not unusual. Everyday, it seems one of my kids is mad at me for some reason or other. Mad because I “make” them do school. Mad because I ask them to wash four dishes. Mad because I won’t let them play on their devices all day. Mad because I make them wear sunscreen and try vegetables. I’m a terrible mother, I tell you.
Today, Thing Two was mad at me because I wouldn’t let him spent the rest of his money on an overpriced tricorne hat, the triangle shaped hats associated with American Revolution, we saw in a shop the other day. Now he was going to “have” to wear his blue Civil War kepi to Colonial Williamsburg.
In 1699, the capital of colonial Virginia moved from Jamestown to Williamsburg and remained the capital until 1780. Today, you can visit Colonial Williamsburg and experience for yourself what life as a colonist during the Revolution might have been like and if you are unlucky enough to have a mother like me you will “have” to wear your Civil War kepi while everyone else wears tricornes. Homeschooler problems.
Once we got there and sorted out the tickets—They offer two different homeschooling rates one for the kids through the group sales and one for the educator through the main ticket booth.—we had a fun time learning about life in Colonial Williamsburg. We toured the governor’s mansion, talked to various “tradesmen”, pet horses, admired sheep, and visited the art gallery.
We were having a great time. Thing Two even forgot he was wearing a kepi.
That was until a colonist taught them to bow and said to Thing Two, “You’re about a hundred years too late with your hat.”
Thanks Mr. Colonist.
It was over. I was the terrible mother. With tears in his eyes, Thing Two asked if he could spend the rest of the day without his hat. For the record, I never made him wear his kepi. I only require them to wear hats, any hat, when we are going to be in the sun all day and he wanted to wear something “old fashioned”. It just wasn’t old fashioned enough.
I packed the hat in the backpack and we enjoyed the rest of our day at Colonial Williamsburg where Thing Two watched wistfully as soldier boys walked by in their tricornes.
A few days later, I found a reasonable priced tricorne and bought it for Thing Two.
But the next time there is back-talking about dishes, school, or hats I thinking this may do. Maybe one of these will fit on the back of the RV.
Love and Laughter,
Jenn
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September 7, 2012 at 3:49 pm
Funny! Parenting sure is an adventure.
September 7, 2012 at 5:00 pm
Oh no! That is too funny. I’m sure you can find a portable stockade…
September 7, 2012 at 7:03 pm
What a hilarious post. Great pictures. By the way you are a wonderful Mom.
September 10, 2012 at 1:49 am
Awesome. I can’t believe the colonist actually mentioned his hat. What’s the chances? This was great!
September 10, 2012 at 4:22 pm
Oh I bet you wanted to kick the colonist in the shins! You’re the best mom- I kinda wish my mom made us do dishes.
September 17, 2012 at 5:13 pm
Just reread the post about the Tricorn and it is just hilarious. I didn’t know about a Tricorn anyway. So funny !
September 19, 2012 at 12:57 am
What awesome memories you guys are making!!!
Love all the photos as always!